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Rats, Rats !!
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Why the picture of the rat? Well it's all to do with how I have always wanted a social life! Everyone else seems to have one, but as is the way with life, it never goes quite to.. |
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Mental Tasks
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Last night I was really bored. I had completed all my menial tasks around my humble abode, cleaned my ears and eaten some baked beans cold, straight from the tin, which is the only.. |
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REINCARNATION
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I heard a fly cry! I did and that’s a fact. Nobody believes me of course, they think I am mad but then they didn’t hear the anguished sound did they?.. |
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Road Rage Ladies?
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So what's wrong with road rage then? You tell me? I find it the perfect way to get rid of surplus aggression; in fact it is so perfect for this.. |
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HAPPY PEOPLE
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SOMETHING IS NOT QUITE RIGHT WITH THEM! Today whilst glumly sitting in the usual traffic jam, I glimpsed in my rear view mirror and what did I see, A HAPPY MAN in the car.. |
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Oh Yea, Oh Yea, Oh Yea ....
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Upon awakening from my slumber today, I brewed a pot of chai and settled down with the daily rag that has the gall to label itself a newspaper! I am fuming people, so I.. |
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Olympics Shlympics
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I HATE THE OLYMPICS, I am sorry but I do! IT"S OVER! Thank goodness, the Olympics are a bit like the world cup, we are bombarded with nothing but news and.. |
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Absurdity
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It's a strange and unusual world really when you take a step back look at it from afar. From where I stand I have one of the best views possible I think! Yes…where.. |
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PUBLIC APOLOGY
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Please accept our sincerest apologies in advance for causingmistaken feelings of victimisation and anguish amongst genuinely innocentsunglass wearers. (It goes without saying of course, that certain.. |
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SPAM SPAM and MORE SPAM!
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Poor SPAM though, what a raw deal it got in having it's name used for junk mail! I quite like the edible Spam myself, it's a culinary delight. But sadly SPAM is a.. |
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